Choose Your Addiction Level
Crypto Curious
"I just bought some Bitcoin and check the price maybe once a week... I'm totally in control."
25% Addicted
DeFi Degen
"I know what APY means, I've been rugged twice, but I'm still totally rational about this..."
60% Addicted
Crypto Addict
"My blood type is ETH+, I dream in golden charts, and I fully embrace my beautiful addiction."
93% Addicted
⚠️ Warning: This platform may cause extreme crypto addiction, constant chart checking,
sleep deprivation, and an irresistible urge to say "gm" to everyone. The golden path awaits those brave enough to proceed.
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